That's good.
Put that in one of your skits.

Sean Nelms is a copywriter and comedian based in Philadelphia, PA.
He’s the head writer for [ 2one5 ] Creative, working with the likes of Nike, Crook & Marker, and NYC Pride.
He's a main stage cast member for ComedySportz Philadelphia and a writer/director for two sketch comedy teams (Sac Party, Stop Trying to Visualize it!).
Sean is a 2018 & 2019 Philly's Phunniest Person quarterfinalist at Helium Comedy Club as well as a joke contributor for 1812 Production's Political satire show, This is The Week That Is.
Sean finds it weird to type a bio in the third person.